GOING PRIVATE!!!!!!!!

I AM GOING PRIVATE !!  

Please make sure I have your email and I will add you to my list to view my blog.  

IN VITRO A NO GO!

Oh well, we will try again.  I might as well post this since I know many of you are wondering!!  We are bummed, but my bum wants more shots, and my body wants to give more blood and my hormones need more raging, and I am a pro at getting naked waist down, so why not just do it all again!!  Thanks for your thoughts and prayers!  I was really sad at first, but honestly if it means we get to spend more alone time with our adorable little Alexis then how could we possibly complain! 

Better luck next time!!

High on Hormones

I Think I am HIGH right now. If any of you could just be me right now then you would be VERY jealous. I don't know what real drugs feel like, but I am feeling REALLY good right now. I am so drowsy and delerious right now from all my meds that I DO NOT KNOW HOW I am typing right now. Truly, I will have to hold on to the wall when walking to my room to go to sleep in a minute. Progesterone/Estrogen overload. Maybe menopause will be this fun? I am wearing Estrogen patches, injecting Progesterone, taking 8 progesterone pills and 6 estrogen pills a day. I hope that when I get some disease one day from all these meds you will all visit me. GOodNigHT...blah blah blah, snore......

A NEW WEEKNESS TO MAKE ME ADD 10 lbs to my butt.

Today a client slapped my butt and said that basically I got some junk in my trunk. i think i know why. Miniature Dove Chocolate Bars. I have had about 10 in the last two days.

Paranoid and worried!!

Well because of all the pervs in the world I have decided to remove MOST of the pictures of my favorite thing in the world. My child will only make occasional appearances because I am paranoid plus my cousin installed site meter and saw that she had over 7oo hits on her blog and she could see that people on other continents were looking at her blog often and only looking at the pictures of her boys at the beach and pool. Yuck, and scary! If a hacker can hack into bank accounts and federal government agencies, then if he wanted to, he could probably hack into our private blogs as well. I think maybe the WORLD WIDE WEB isn't the best place to share our favorite faces. I will probably post a cute picture of Alexis for a day or two and then delete it. Am i too paranoid or what do you think?????

I guess I will just have to post pictures of other peoples kids...

My DAD...

MY DAD

So, many of us do our banking online, right? That way we can see what checks have cleared, check our balance etc......

Well this is how my pops does his banking, in addition to calling his "girlfriend" the bank automated operater, He likes to know precisely what his account is up to all times. So he gets an index card and rights down all the check numbers that his checkbooks hold. Then when he rights a check he writes down the amount next to the check number and scratches the check number and amount out when it has cleared.
My dad still won't get a checkcard.

this is the back of the card with future check numbers on it.



ANOTHER DAD THING...

So we have cell phones that we store our phone numbers in, and when we are done we simply press the delete button and delete the number.

Well this is how dad does it. He has pages of pages of this old checkbook register and he knows exactly where each number is. Pure madness. Dad calls this his "palm pilot"

I could probably find my old address from college 9 years ago scratched out in here somewhere
So even though he hasn't given in to these fancy technilogical toys, he does have one addiction.

HIS CELL PHONE!

He calls all his kids multiple times a day just to check things out, (or just to use his phone) If you say something that he doesn't like then he starts pushing the keys over and over until you want to go crazy and then asks if we got the "text message"

Our dad is kind of a freakazoid, but the best, sweetest, funniest, kindest FREAKAZOID in the world.

He does, however, know how to email now.

He deserves this tribute today because he has taken Alexis and has let me have the morning off.