eat n' drink pink: Alexis's way of thinking.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Alexis's way of thinking.

Well after seriously laughing all day long at the stuff Alexis says, i figure i better post them so that one day i have record of it. I am not that good at writing in my journal lately. I am going to put her funny sayings on the right side of my blog.

9 comments:

Mitch said...: Hahaha! That girl is so freakin FUNNY! I can totally see her saying all those things. I wish you farts were closer so that i can see these quotes in action. Give her a big kiss for me. And another for the other two munchkins. Keep the quotes coming please:); March 26, 2009 at 2:27 AM
Ashley said...: You are so sweet, and I'm in love with your babies, and their nursery. Will you teach me how to do all that cute stuff?? Congrats on your beautiful fam. how fun!; March 26, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Dori Kennedy said...: That is toooooo cute!!! What a dolly! Love her new picture and especially her braids.; March 26, 2009 at 5:40 PM
Up in Bubbles said...: Those were so cute. I like that idea I should try to remeber to do that myself. She is a doll.; March 27, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Jayne Layne said...: She really is so freaking hilarious! I love that little girl. I am sure I could think of a few!; March 27, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Laura said...: She is so funny!! I just love her, the apple juice comment reminded me of when she said to me about going upstairs "Yes,I will be quiet and I'll hold your hand" HA HA!! Love her and those boys!; March 28, 2009 at 4:16 PM
jill said...: Alexis is SO dang cute!!! Tell her that Sleeping Beauty misses her!; March 28, 2009 at 5:56 PM
suzy said...: jek...shelli bryan and i are sitting here looking at your family's amazing blogs and we were wondering if you could ask jayne what the blue color in her baby's room is...you girls all have cute houses!

btw....you need to come over sometime when you dare brave three kids on an outting!; April 1, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Lynds said...: I read on your sisters blog that you are the baby whisperer and know how to get a baby to fall asleep on their own... Please do tell???? Until then, I will awaiting your advice!; April 3, 2009 at 4:12 PM

My little buddies talking...

"i promise i will obey cause i have to get apple juice down my throat, so I won't throw up, but i have too. "When being punished from apple juice

"Mom, is he milking your boob off? While nursing one of the boys

"Um, she's kinda wimpy"When asking if she had fun with her friend, don't know where she heard that word.

During her bath, i walked past her and she said"Mom, your cute." Thanks hon. "Mom, your beautiful." Dang, your nice. "Mom, your bery sweet" Wow. "You are".

"Honey those are way to small for you." "They fit, but they don't, but they do."When trying on her preemie clothes last week.

I am officially being called "sweet motha" or just "motha".

"Mom i need you to turn the cold heater on, the cold one so i don't get hot."

Alexis is always sneaking out of bed right after we tuck her in. She is allowed 1 warning. I usually go straight to the computer, becuase there is no point in going downstairs becuase i know the "escape" will happen within minutes. So just a minute ago, i turned around to see if her door was open. Well lo and behold she is basically right behind me. I had no idea she was there.

I said "okay, well..." She said, "That's my warning, don't forget a kiss, duh, silly goose". "Okay, goodnight, Alexis"

"Oh look at po0r Mitchell, he is so sweet, i could just eat him alive." When looking at a very cute picture of him.

"I love Sis Horn and she loves me and i love her. keep safe blake and help him to come over and emma and issac and eric and help jesus be nice to me becuase i love him so much??"

this was her prayer when we asked her to say a few things differently than her normal prayer which is always "dear Heavenly Father keep safe Jesus, and bless mommy, daddy and the boys in the name..."

When asking why she is putting all her toys in a backback, her reply was " just organize-ik".

I asked Alexis how her walk was tonight with Grandpa Miller and she said " he gave me two dollars (because he found a $5 bill in a bush, he gave her two because he is older and gets 3), I love him SOOO much, he is the best, I could just eat him alive"!!!

With wide eyes Alexis said "Look! there is a squirrel up in the tree!, that is so beautiful and gorgeous!"

While holding up a dollar bill, alexis said "why do you have been mom cash? This is big cash. I want big cash!" i could think of a lot bigger cash than that.

I asked alexis her favorites...

veggie... guacanoli (actually she hates avacados)

what she wants to be when she grows up... have babies

fruit... grapes

"Dear Heavenly Father, Keep safe Jesus, bless this food that it will be healthy and safe, I love james and I don't know what kind of birthday cake he will have, name of Jesus Christ, Amen." Morning prayer on the day of James' birthday, March 6, 2010

The kids and I were walking throught a beautiful cemetary behind Jill's house. When Mitchie wandered off toward the gravestones Alexis yelled "Quick Mom! Get Mitchie. I don't want him to be dead in one second!" She made me tell her all the names on the gravestones. She would say'Oh Aunt Jayne, Oh. I know James!!" April 12, 2010

Some of the things that ALexis has mentioned in her prayers are... "I love smashing ants, i love mom i could just pop her teeth out", I will add more soon. 4/27 2010

"I am thinking about Match in my brain". Why? "Cuz, brains just think about Match." 3-29-10

She was writing a letter to Meemaw and she wanted to have more and more tape, so I said give me a hug then, and she did and while doing said "Good to see ya, Happy Birthday."

5/11/2010"Dear Meemaw. I love you your beautiful, beautiful with your make up and would you please let me borrow some of it at my house, in the name of Jesus Christ Amen, love Alexis." 5/11,2010

May 30th
Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day. Dad spanked me today and mom spanked me, please bless Matthew he is so beautiful, in the name of Jesus....
today's dinner prayer.

6/3/2010
During her prayer Alexis said " Dear H.F. please bless Sunny, she is so beautiful and when i see her again I will give her a rose and I will throw her a stick and play catch.

3/20/12
Matt said a few days ago. "Mom, you ugly, daddy ugly, Mitchie ugly, I not ugly, lexis ugly, everyone ugly, not me!" Yep, he was mad and that is how he gets us back!