Friday, October 26, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
And the HUGS continue and Santa sighting
Well that last few days Alexis has taken a strong liking to electrical outlets. SHe looks at me, points to the outlet and says "HUG"? I say "NOOOOOOO, that is very dangerous?" SHe says "Kiss" followed by my even bigger, scarier "nooooooooooo, it will bite you". Then she says "Hug wall?" Then I say, "okay you can hug the wall. Than she starts hugging the wall(imagine it if you can.) and she slowly starts sliding her cheek down the wall to get nearer to the outlet. Should I be worried. Any suggestions? She must do this like 5 times a day right now.
SHe is also climbing the chair to get to the kitchen island. Then she has to get the big salt shaker and hug it. She loves salt, so she TRIES to be very discrete and starts licking the salt from the top. THen she has to hug the pepper mill.
Well, embarrasing moment. She and I were at El Pollo Loco today, and standing behind us in line was an older man, with short white hair. No beard no huge belly, just some whiteish hair. She starts looking behind my shoulder saying "Santa?" I said what and she kept repeating it. WHen i realized what she was saying I saw that others heard it too. I didn't no what to do. I even started turning the total opposite direction, but to my embarrassment, she just kept saying it. Finally I just had to turn to the guy and say "She thinks you are Santa" He was a little shocked. He was nice though. He told me that this country is so rediculous , when people don't let their kids believe in Santa. We became friends.
This happened the other day in Taco Bell. Only this time this was the Santa who works at the Fashion Show mall. ( he later told us) She spotted him, and would not stop standing in her high chair saying his name across the restaraunt. SHe kept asking to touch santa. WHen we were leaving , i told the man, that my daughter thought he was Santa. Then he told me to tell her that he would visit her. In front of him she wanted to touch him again, and kiss him, so he gave her a high five and told us to go visit him at the Fashion Show Mall. He was soooo dang sweet!
SHe is also climbing the chair to get to the kitchen island. Then she has to get the big salt shaker and hug it. She loves salt, so she TRIES to be very discrete and starts licking the salt from the top. THen she has to hug the pepper mill.
Well, embarrasing moment. She and I were at El Pollo Loco today, and standing behind us in line was an older man, with short white hair. No beard no huge belly, just some whiteish hair. She starts looking behind my shoulder saying "Santa?" I said what and she kept repeating it. WHen i realized what she was saying I saw that others heard it too. I didn't no what to do. I even started turning the total opposite direction, but to my embarrassment, she just kept saying it. Finally I just had to turn to the guy and say "She thinks you are Santa" He was a little shocked. He was nice though. He told me that this country is so rediculous , when people don't let their kids believe in Santa. We became friends.
This happened the other day in Taco Bell. Only this time this was the Santa who works at the Fashion Show mall. ( he later told us) She spotted him, and would not stop standing in her high chair saying his name across the restaraunt. SHe kept asking to touch santa. WHen we were leaving , i told the man, that my daughter thought he was Santa. Then he told me to tell her that he would visit her. In front of him she wanted to touch him again, and kiss him, so he gave her a high five and told us to go visit him at the Fashion Show Mall. He was soooo dang sweet!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
My answers
Now to answer the questions since I have had time to think of them.....
Why do I stay up so late at night?
I have a short term memory as to how the morning feels when it comes at 8:00am, yes you heard it 8am.
Why don't I have the body of the blonde chick on Dancing with the Stars or her long hair? Somethings gotta give, you can't have her sexy dance moves and really expect the great hair and amazing body too.
Why do I have a messy car all the time? Lazy, and I swear I always think, " i will probably need this the next time I drive". Maybe that is why I left the Beef Jerky piece in the back of the van, that jayne told me made my car smell like a toilet. i thought i might get hungry
Why did I eat a ding dong and half of a Ben and Jerry's one hour ago at 10pm? Lately I have NO self control when it comes to eating. jay and i were eating 5 veggies a day and 4 fruits for our health. He is still doing, i quit after 4 or 5 days. I crave chocolate like mad lately.
Why did I try and make Alexis put on her shirt making her mad, cry and turn blue and almost stop breathing and give me a heart attack? She couldn't go to bed naked, and she wanted to see just how hard I would blow in her face to snap her out of it.
Why is my hallway full of sheets and towels and blankets for the 4th day in a row making us step over and on them all day long? I decided today that I would organize my hall closet and NOW ALL of our towels, and sheets are in the hallway, and I have no immediate plans to fix it.
why are mom and dad going to Maryland tomorrow and not me? Because they are lucky
Why are all my sisters going to new york this month and not me? Because they stink!
Why did I get the empty bottle of mascara from Target when I am truly out? I know why. Target is just testing me to see if I will return it and use my 2 times a year ID return thing. I am so tempted, but for $6.
Why does Jason like me? Cause he has to and because I moved the furniture around today.
Why does John Layne hate when me and Jayne talk on the phone? Because we act like we are in 4th grade. ANd we just make fun of whoever is in the room putting lots of words in their mouth and thoughts in their head. We are actually really good and usually right on.
Why do me and Jayne bug so many people when we get together. Ask dad why he threatened to spank us if we didn't stop laughing in the car when we were young. It goes way back.
Why does Mitch take it upon himself to hurt us silly when we are being dorks?(remember the last shake you got Jayne?) I think it is worth it, just to read jayne's comment on last nights posting. I haven't laughed that hard in months, I almost started crying. That was so freaking funny!
Why do I stay up so late at night?
I have a short term memory as to how the morning feels when it comes at 8:00am, yes you heard it 8am.
Why don't I have the body of the blonde chick on Dancing with the Stars or her long hair? Somethings gotta give, you can't have her sexy dance moves and really expect the great hair and amazing body too.
Why do I have a messy car all the time? Lazy, and I swear I always think, " i will probably need this the next time I drive". Maybe that is why I left the Beef Jerky piece in the back of the van, that jayne told me made my car smell like a toilet. i thought i might get hungry
Why did I eat a ding dong and half of a Ben and Jerry's one hour ago at 10pm? Lately I have NO self control when it comes to eating. jay and i were eating 5 veggies a day and 4 fruits for our health. He is still doing, i quit after 4 or 5 days. I crave chocolate like mad lately.
Why did I try and make Alexis put on her shirt making her mad, cry and turn blue and almost stop breathing and give me a heart attack? She couldn't go to bed naked, and she wanted to see just how hard I would blow in her face to snap her out of it.
Why is my hallway full of sheets and towels and blankets for the 4th day in a row making us step over and on them all day long? I decided today that I would organize my hall closet and NOW ALL of our towels, and sheets are in the hallway, and I have no immediate plans to fix it.
why are mom and dad going to Maryland tomorrow and not me? Because they are lucky
Why are all my sisters going to new york this month and not me? Because they stink!
Why did I get the empty bottle of mascara from Target when I am truly out? I know why. Target is just testing me to see if I will return it and use my 2 times a year ID return thing. I am so tempted, but for $6.
Why does Jason like me? Cause he has to and because I moved the furniture around today.
Why does John Layne hate when me and Jayne talk on the phone? Because we act like we are in 4th grade. ANd we just make fun of whoever is in the room putting lots of words in their mouth and thoughts in their head. We are actually really good and usually right on.
Why do me and Jayne bug so many people when we get together. Ask dad why he threatened to spank us if we didn't stop laughing in the car when we were young. It goes way back.
Why does Mitch take it upon himself to hurt us silly when we are being dorks?(remember the last shake you got Jayne?) I think it is worth it, just to read jayne's comment on last nights posting. I haven't laughed that hard in months, I almost started crying. That was so freaking funny!
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
WHY ASK WHY????
why do i stay up so late at night?
Why don't I have the body of the blonde chick on Dancing with the Stars or her long hair?
Why do I have a messy car all the time?
Why did I eat a ding dong and half of a Ben and Jerry's one hour ago at 10pm?
Why did I try and make Alexis put on her shirt making her mad, cry and turn blue and almost stop breathing and give me a heart attack?
Why is my hallway full of sheets and towels and blankets for the 4th day in a row making us step over and on them all day long?
why are mom and dad going to Maryland tomorrow and not me?
Why are all my sisters going to new york this month and not me?
Why did I get the empty bottle of mascara from Target when I am truly out?
Why does Jason like me?
Why does John Layne hate when me and Jayne talk on the phone?
Why do me and Jayne bug so many people when we get together.
Why does Mitch take it upon himself to hurt us silly when we are being dorks?
(remember the last shake you got Jayne?)
I don't know.
Stay tuned tomorrow I will answer these questions after I have the night to think about them?
Why don't I have the body of the blonde chick on Dancing with the Stars or her long hair?
Why do I have a messy car all the time?
Why did I eat a ding dong and half of a Ben and Jerry's one hour ago at 10pm?
Why did I try and make Alexis put on her shirt making her mad, cry and turn blue and almost stop breathing and give me a heart attack?
Why is my hallway full of sheets and towels and blankets for the 4th day in a row making us step over and on them all day long?
why are mom and dad going to Maryland tomorrow and not me?
Why are all my sisters going to new york this month and not me?
Why did I get the empty bottle of mascara from Target when I am truly out?
Why does Jason like me?
Why does John Layne hate when me and Jayne talk on the phone?
Why do me and Jayne bug so many people when we get together.
Why does Mitch take it upon himself to hurt us silly when we are being dorks?
(remember the last shake you got Jayne?)
I don't know.
Stay tuned tomorrow I will answer these questions after I have the night to think about them?
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Hugging machine
Well i think i will talk about Alexis now. She is the cutest thing. Her new thing is necking. She wants me to kiss her neck a million times a day. Everynight when I lay her in bed I have to lean over the bars and kiss her, then hug, then kiss her neck, and repeat about three times. My ribs are sore everytime i leave the room from bending over the bars a million times. It's worth it though.
She wants to hug and kiss everyone, and everything ALL the time. Just today she had to hug... a ghost hanging on someones tree, Some rod iron shelf that has a bird attached to it, Elder Uchtdorf on TV.( SHe actually tried reaching up to hug him on the TV) THe best is when she looks at herself in the mirror and likes what she sees so she insists on hugging herself in the mirror. Try it and you will see just how cute her bent crooked arms hit the mirror trying to hug herself. El Pollo Loco is where most of her fans are. A few weeks ago, i looked at her as she and I were having lunch and I noticed her trying to wink at someone. I turned around to find a Garbage man winking and flirting with her and she was doing it back. It was really cute. The same guy was there just last week.
She has to blow kisses to everyone as we leave any restaraunt. It's pretty funny.
Okay, I had a request to put her nursery pictures on my blog and I won't refuse it. I must say I AM PROUD of her nursery! It was my project when she was in the hospital for 3 months. I needed something to be excited and hopeful about. I will try and put the pics up.
She wants to hug and kiss everyone, and everything ALL the time. Just today she had to hug... a ghost hanging on someones tree, Some rod iron shelf that has a bird attached to it, Elder Uchtdorf on TV.( SHe actually tried reaching up to hug him on the TV) THe best is when she looks at herself in the mirror and likes what she sees so she insists on hugging herself in the mirror. Try it and you will see just how cute her bent crooked arms hit the mirror trying to hug herself. El Pollo Loco is where most of her fans are. A few weeks ago, i looked at her as she and I were having lunch and I noticed her trying to wink at someone. I turned around to find a Garbage man winking and flirting with her and she was doing it back. It was really cute. The same guy was there just last week.
She has to blow kisses to everyone as we leave any restaraunt. It's pretty funny.
Okay, I had a request to put her nursery pictures on my blog and I won't refuse it. I must say I AM PROUD of her nursery! It was my project when she was in the hospital for 3 months. I needed something to be excited and hopeful about. I will try and put the pics up.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Thanks Megan, and MOMS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
Well thanks Megan for reading my blog. Now I have to keep up. There is nothing worse than checking out someones blog just to see what you saw yesterday(or thirty minutes ago). After I read my comments i just stare at the computer wondering what the freak do i do next. Can you respond to comments? DO you have to email the commenter to comment? I need training. Who is usually up at this late hour that can train me? Looks like Megan is up late. Jayne is up late to, but usually when we get on the computer over the phone it just starts the blog hunting or website checkin' outing all over again.
On to other things. I know it is the sabbath, but I sewed tonight and I watched Desperate Housewives. I admit I have only seen parts of that show once before. It's actually pretty entertaining, but when jason entered the room, I would quickly press pause. HE DIDN'T approve. I think i was trying to get back at him for watching football tonight. Anyways, I think I will be fine to not watch that show again. I did watch the last 20 minutes of extreme house makeover and I LOVED THAT HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT is my style. The style I want to slowly change in to. A little more sophisticated than my shabby chiccy shab. I loved the black and white stripes and backsplash. Jason loved it too. He is WANTING a change in our house. Not many guys could blame him I guess.
Back to the sewing story, I am very late in getting my two great friends (twins nicki, and anni) their baby gifts. I sewed them cute burpcloths. Well, i just kept thinking "i know it is sunday, but i just want these done!!!!!!, please machine work, work and don't quit on me now." Well, lo and behold i started on the sixth one, my last, and of course, here starts the problems. Something is going on that will need my moms attention. She is VERY busy, so now it will probably delay these darn burpcloths till the weekend. I should have listened to my mom tonight when she said "we don't sew on Sunday." But Marjorie Hinckley hemmed a dress on sunday once. Was that blasphemous? I am not comparing myself to her, really? Always listen to mom. I even thought she was crazy tonight, when in fact I was crazy. She said that I said on Friday night that I was going to make mashed potatoes tonight for our family dinner. I swore on my life those words never came out of my mouth. Well the witnesses said they did, and then I started to remember. Woah! I was to involved in my halloween costume Friday night to actually process what I said. Needless to say, mashed potatoes were not to be found when we got together. Of course MOM saves the day and makes some out of my box flakes. sorry mom! She was right again!
On to other things. I know it is the sabbath, but I sewed tonight and I watched Desperate Housewives. I admit I have only seen parts of that show once before. It's actually pretty entertaining, but when jason entered the room, I would quickly press pause. HE DIDN'T approve. I think i was trying to get back at him for watching football tonight. Anyways, I think I will be fine to not watch that show again. I did watch the last 20 minutes of extreme house makeover and I LOVED THAT HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT is my style. The style I want to slowly change in to. A little more sophisticated than my shabby chiccy shab. I loved the black and white stripes and backsplash. Jason loved it too. He is WANTING a change in our house. Not many guys could blame him I guess.
Back to the sewing story, I am very late in getting my two great friends (twins nicki, and anni) their baby gifts. I sewed them cute burpcloths. Well, i just kept thinking "i know it is sunday, but i just want these done!!!!!!, please machine work, work and don't quit on me now." Well, lo and behold i started on the sixth one, my last, and of course, here starts the problems. Something is going on that will need my moms attention. She is VERY busy, so now it will probably delay these darn burpcloths till the weekend. I should have listened to my mom tonight when she said "we don't sew on Sunday." But Marjorie Hinckley hemmed a dress on sunday once. Was that blasphemous? I am not comparing myself to her, really? Always listen to mom. I even thought she was crazy tonight, when in fact I was crazy. She said that I said on Friday night that I was going to make mashed potatoes tonight for our family dinner. I swore on my life those words never came out of my mouth. Well the witnesses said they did, and then I started to remember. Woah! I was to involved in my halloween costume Friday night to actually process what I said. Needless to say, mashed potatoes were not to be found when we got together. Of course MOM saves the day and makes some out of my box flakes. sorry mom! She was right again!
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Why am i so nervous to write something. I know why. IT IS BLOG PRESSURE. I haven't felt this much pressure in a loooonnnngggg time. I am actually kind of sick to my stomach right now. After blog stalking(stole that phrase from Suzy) so many hundreds of blogs I can see the competition is HUGE!!!! I don't think I will ever be able to keep up with my friend Jennie's. I check hers like 3 times a day and Jason thinks that is just plain psycho! I admit, I am addicted to other peoples' blogs. Maybe that is the reason I don't feel the need to really keep mine up. At this point I am more involved in other peoples lives than my own. Isn't that sad? This is why I will start it up for real now. Alexis deserves to have her face plastered all over blog land and who knows, maybe Yo'Baby yogurt will finally find the yogurt face they have been waiting for, meanwhile making her rich. Then she will be able to go to BYU(because Yo'Baby will offer a scholarship) and see all the other bloggers' children there with her. At that point she will know who they are because her crazy mommy made us look at blogs for Family Home Evening her whole life.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)