why do i stay up so late at night?
Why don't I have the body of the blonde chick on Dancing with the Stars or her long hair?
Why do I have a messy car all the time?
Why did I eat a ding dong and half of a Ben and Jerry's one hour ago at 10pm?
Why did I try and make Alexis put on her shirt making her mad, cry and turn blue and almost stop breathing and give me a heart attack?
Why is my hallway full of sheets and towels and blankets for the 4th day in a row making us step over and on them all day long?
why are mom and dad going to Maryland tomorrow and not me?
Why are all my sisters going to new york this month and not me?
Why did I get the empty bottle of mascara from Target when I am truly out?
Why does Jason like me?
Why does John Layne hate when me and Jayne talk on the phone?
Why do me and Jayne bug so many people when we get together.
Why does Mitch take it upon himself to hurt us silly when we are being dorks?
(remember the last shake you got Jayne?)
I don't know.
Stay tuned tomorrow I will answer these questions after I have the night to think about them?
2 comments:
Jek that was funny! how could I forget that shake. I felt if for a few days after. Not to mention I was embarrassed of how i looked while getting vigoursly shaken in front Marsha and her friend...
I laughed so hard with imagining your face!! That was so freakin funny!
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