Now to answer the questions since I have had time to think of them.....
Why do I stay up so late at night?
I have a short term memory as to how the morning feels when it comes at 8:00am, yes you heard it 8am.
Why don't I have the body of the blonde chick on Dancing with the Stars or her long hair? Somethings gotta give, you can't have her sexy dance moves and really expect the great hair and amazing body too.
Why do I have a messy car all the time? Lazy, and I swear I always think, " i will probably need this the next time I drive". Maybe that is why I left the Beef Jerky piece in the back of the van, that jayne told me made my car smell like a toilet. i thought i might get hungry
Why did I eat a ding dong and half of a Ben and Jerry's one hour ago at 10pm? Lately I have NO self control when it comes to eating. jay and i were eating 5 veggies a day and 4 fruits for our health. He is still doing, i quit after 4 or 5 days. I crave chocolate like mad lately.
Why did I try and make Alexis put on her shirt making her mad, cry and turn blue and almost stop breathing and give me a heart attack? She couldn't go to bed naked, and she wanted to see just how hard I would blow in her face to snap her out of it.
Why is my hallway full of sheets and towels and blankets for the 4th day in a row making us step over and on them all day long? I decided today that I would organize my hall closet and NOW ALL of our towels, and sheets are in the hallway, and I have no immediate plans to fix it.
why are mom and dad going to Maryland tomorrow and not me? Because they are lucky
Why are all my sisters going to new york this month and not me? Because they stink!
Why did I get the empty bottle of mascara from Target when I am truly out? I know why. Target is just testing me to see if I will return it and use my 2 times a year ID return thing. I am so tempted, but for $6.
Why does Jason like me? Cause he has to and because I moved the furniture around today.
Why does John Layne hate when me and Jayne talk on the phone? Because we act like we are in 4th grade. ANd we just make fun of whoever is in the room putting lots of words in their mouth and thoughts in their head. We are actually really good and usually right on.
Why do me and Jayne bug so many people when we get together. Ask dad why he threatened to spank us if we didn't stop laughing in the car when we were young. It goes way back.
Why does Mitch take it upon himself to hurt us silly when we are being dorks?(remember the last shake you got Jayne?) I think it is worth it, just to read jayne's comment on last nights posting. I haven't laughed that hard in months, I almost started crying. That was so freaking funny!
7 comments:
I finally found your blog! Aha! Very insightful post...I have some of the same questions. Like, why do I workout at the gym just to come home and eat cookies the rest of the day? Or, why do I stay up late, not necessarily eating, but watching LAME shows on T.V. instead of sleeping? Why does Lennon wake up three times a night, when he used to sleep straight through? See, I'm with you...
P.S. your link is now on our blog!
you so funny.... thanks for the laugh:)
I ask myself 95% of those questions all the time...and pretty much answere the same too :) I don't think I'd quite know how to function without having 4 pair of shoes per kid and half our toys in the car! And it's usually the hard as rock fruit snack that's discovered in the mist of a freak-out that makes me think "why would I clean my car"...
Suzy,
that is hilarious!! oh how cheesits from the floor have saved a many a freak outs!
Holly,
glad to see you found my gay blog. Yeah, guilty of the lame shows thing too. I even turned Tyra on and that is PRETTY desperate for me.
Jek this is really funny. The only question I ask myself right now is... Why does our house smell like sewage?? You will experience that tomorrow! Can't wait for you guys to get here!
Oh and my last question is, why in the world do I now have muffin tops??
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